Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
are you canadian
- Biggest plot twist ever: at the end the seventh book of Harry Potter, Harry wakes up in the cuboard under the stairs, still eleven years old.
- Guy Friend: I don't understand what's so bad about periods, I mean really.
- Me: I will bleed on everything you love.
- Parents: You don't have to have a fever to be sick.
- Parents: Unless you want to miss school, in that case, you have to be bleeding from the eyes.