Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.
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Gryffindor: I’m a fucking hero.
Slytherin: I’m fucking badass.
Ravenclaw: I’m smart as fuck.
Hufflepuff: My dorm is near the kitchen.
hufflepuff sounds like tumblr
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- Biggest plot twist ever: at the end the seventh book of Harry Potter, Harry wakes up in the cuboard under the stairs, still eleven years old.
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i feel the need to reblog this often.
holy fuck that was the best 5 seconds of my life!!
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i try being nice to people but it just comes out as creepy and over attached
- Guy Friend: I don't understand what's so bad about periods, I mean really.
- Me: I will bleed on everything you love.
- Parents: You don't have to have a fever to be sick.
- Parents: Unless you want to miss school, in that case, you have to be bleeding from the eyes.
